Humour Quotes

  • Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.
    ~ George Saintsbury
  • If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
    ~ Carl Sagan
  • To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
    ~ Robert Benchley
  • Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
    ~ Jim Carrey
  • When some folks agree with my opinions, I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
    ~ Kin Hubbard
  • Adults are obsolete children.Upload to Facebook
    Adults are obsolete children.
    ~ Dr. Seuss
  • Humour is not a mood but a way of looking at the world.
    ~ Ludwig Wittgenstein
  • Humour can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
    ~ E. B. White
  • Humour is not a mood but a way of looking at the world.
    ~ Ludwig Wittgenstein
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