Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. |
People ask what I am really trying to do with humour. The answer is, I'm getting even. |
Humor tells you where the trouble is. |
Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots. |
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a word of what I am saying. |
A witty saying proves nothing. |
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well. |
Criminal: a humble artist always willing to sacrifice his fame for his freedom. |
If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done. |
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. |