If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging. |
Locks keep honest people honest; criminals will still find their way in. |
The cost of a thing is that amount of life which must be exchanged for it. |
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. |
When you don't talk, there's a lot of stuff that ends up not getting said. |
If life is a battleground, then words are my fighter jets and thoughts, my nuclear weapons. |
Theory is important, at least in theory. |
One major construction flaw in the universe is humans not having earlids. This simple device would have staved off many quarrels and strife. |
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. |
Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work. |