Smart is when you believe half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which half. |
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. |
Let us set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. |
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. |
What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly. |
Most people work for tummy; It's the same for work-outs. |
If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging. |
If you earn your bread well, there will always be people around you to apply butter. |
What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. |
I never get why Shah Rukh Khan is criticized for doing the same kind of romantic roles. How many different ways can he look at a woman? |