Marriage Quotes

  • 90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.Upload to Facebook
    90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a necessity.Upload to Facebook
    The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a necessity.
    ~ Oscar Wilde
  • If you survive marriage, you can survive anything.Upload to Facebook
    If you survive marriage, you can survive anything.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Wives are like property, good only to show-off.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Stupidity is temporary, wives are permanent.Upload to Facebook
    Stupidity is temporary, wives are permanent.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • It's a funny thing when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
    ~ Robert Frost
  • Arranged marriage is like window-shopping, you get something that you never wanted in the first place.Upload to Facebook
    Arranged marriage is like window-shopping, you get something that you never wanted in the first place.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Marry someone you love if you don't want to blame someone for your marriage.Upload to Facebook
    Marry someone you love if you don't want to blame someone for your marriage.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Trophy wives look good only in drawing rooms.Upload to Facebook
    Trophy wives look good only in drawing rooms.
    ~ JD Ghai
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