90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife. |
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a necessity. |
If you survive marriage, you can survive anything. |
Wives are like property, good only to show-off. |
Stupidity is temporary, wives are permanent. |
It's a funny thing when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. |
Arranged marriage is like window-shopping, you get something that you never wanted in the first place. |
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said. |
Marry someone you love if you don't want to blame someone for your marriage. |
Trophy wives look good only in drawing rooms. |