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~ Ambrose BierceMarriage, the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. -
~ Edmond AboutMarriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle. -
~ Jarod KintzI want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married. -
~ Winston ChurchillMy most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. -
~ Friedrich NietzscheIt is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. -
~ Rita RudnerIn Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. -
~ Alec BaldwinMy wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -
![You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.]()
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~ David HasselhoffYou know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to. -
~ Kobe BryantThe most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. -
![Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:<br />
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.<br />
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.]()
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~ Shaquille O`NealTwo secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
