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![Wife: Why can't I feel/see your love and affection for me?<br/>
Husband: It's Asymptomatic love!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Why can't I feel/see your love and affection for me?
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![Falling in love makes you do stupid things.<br/>
I even got married!]()
Upload to Facebook Falling in love makes you do stupid things.
I even got married! -
![The scariest things my wife could ever say:<br/>
4. Do you know what day today is?<br/>
3. Do I look fat in this dress?<br/>
2. We need to talk<br/>
1. My mother is coming to stay with us for a week!]()
Upload to Facebook The scariest things my wife could ever say:
4. Do you know what day today is?
3. Do I look fat in this dress?
2. We need to talk
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![Marriage counselor: What's the problem?<br/>
Husband: My wife complains that I never include her in anything.<br/>
Marriage counselor: Where's she, by the way?]()
Upload to Facebook Marriage counselor: What's the problem?
Husband: My wife complains that I never include her in anything.
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![Marriage is nothing but a journey from `I cannot live without you` to `Can you chew without making that disgusting sound?`]()
Upload to Facebook Marriage is nothing but a journey from "I cannot live without you" to "Can you chew without making that disgusting sound?" -
![The best thing about marriage is whatever your wife tells you about it!]()
Upload to Facebook The best thing about marriage is whatever your wife tells you about it! -
![My wife shouted, `Where the hell have you been!? It's been three days!` I replied, `It's your fault!`<br/>
`When I went out, you told me not to come home drunk again!`]()
Upload to Facebook My wife shouted, "Where the hell have you been!? It's been three days!" I replied, "It's your fault!"
"When I went out, you told me not to come home drunk again!" -
![My superpower is the ability to make my wife angry by just smiling at her.<br/>
What's yours?]()
Upload to Facebook My superpower is the ability to make my wife angry by just smiling at her.
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![It doesn't matter how educated you are.<br/>
If your wife says, `Aap Nahi Samjhoge`, the matter ends, chapter closed!]()
Upload to Facebook It doesn't matter how educated you are.
If your wife says, "Aap Nahi Samjhoge", the matter ends, chapter closed! -
![I tried threatening my wife by saying that I'm gonna leave her.<br/>
She is now helping me pack my bags.<br/>
What should I do now?]()
Upload to Facebook I tried threatening my wife by saying that I'm gonna leave her.
She is now helping me pack my bags.
What should I do now?
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