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Upload to Facebook Falling in love makes you do stupid things.
I even got married! -
Upload to Facebook The scariest things my wife could ever say:
4. Do you know what day today is?
3. Do I look fat in this dress?
2. We need to talk
1. My mother is coming to stay with us for a week! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage counselor: What's the problem?
Husband: My wife complains that I never include her in anything.
Marriage counselor: Where's she, by the way? -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is nothing but a journey from "I cannot live without you" to "Can you chew without making that disgusting sound?" -
Upload to Facebook The best thing about marriage is whatever your wife tells you about it! -
Upload to Facebook My wife shouted, "Where the hell have you been!? It's been three days!" I replied, "It's your fault!"
"When I went out, you told me not to come home drunk again!" -
Upload to Facebook My superpower is the ability to make my wife angry by just smiling at her.
What's yours? -
Upload to Facebook It doesn't matter how educated you are.
If your wife says, "Aap Nahi Samjhoge", the matter ends, chapter closed! -
Upload to Facebook I tried threatening my wife by saying that I'm gonna leave her.
She is now helping me pack my bags.
What should I do now? -
Upload to Facebook Fact:
Saying 'Alexa, mute the volume' when your wife's talking to you will make her really angry!
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