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Upload to Facebook Once you are a married man, your prayers go directly to God's spam folder! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Honey, where do you want to eat from on your birthday?
Husband names 15 restaurants one by one
Wife: I don't like any of those. Why don't you call & book a table for two at some Chinese restaurant? -
Upload to Facebook According to my wife, her favorite mythical creatures are:
1. Unicorns
2. Mermaids
3. Me, who listens to everything she says -
Upload to Facebook Every husband reaches that stage in his life that's referred to as the `Wonder Years` where he has no idea what's happening in his life and wonders why his wife's mad at him! -
Upload to Facebook Ancient man: I invented the wheel. It'll help mankind to progress. I'm so proud.
Ancient man's mother-in-law: I should have asked my daughter to marry that John, he just invented fire! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: What would you do if I leave you?
Wife: Oh I might die.
Husband: Awww cute, but how?
Wife: I might get a heart attack from all the excitement! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is nothing, but give and take.
You better give it to her or she'll take it anyway! -
Upload to Facebook My marriage is built upon trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her! -
Upload to Facebook I read somewhere that applying honey on anything makes it better.
I tried but my wife woke up screaming at me! -
Upload to Facebook Screaming at me at the top of her voice ten times a day is how my wife gets her cardio!
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