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Upload to Facebook When a new husband wins an argument with his wife, he celebrates because he thinks it's forever.
When an experienced husband wins an argument with his wife, he's scared because he knows that he's just temporarily postponing his ultimate defeat! -
Upload to Facebook Finding a husband is hard
You find a handsome one, the brain is empty.
You find a brilliant one, he looks too serious.
You find a rich one, he is disrespectful.
You find a hardworking one, he never has time for you.
You find a serious one, his ex keeps calling.
You find a humble one, he is broke.
You find a responsible one, he is not romantic.
You find an educated one, he feels he is always right.
You find an illiterate one, he always gets angry whenever you correct him.
You find a smart one, he lies all the time! -
Upload to Facebook The success of any marriage depends entirely upon the husband's ability to know when to stay silent and when to say sorry! -
Upload to Facebook My wife has been having this terrible headache for the last three years.
It's still a mystery to me why it occurs only at around bedtime! -
Upload to Facebook Love, of course, hurts, but not as much as marriage! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: You've been correcting every word I say for the last eleven years.
Wife: Twelve years! -
Upload to Facebook Humour is the best cure for depression.
No wonder married men are really funny! -
Upload to Facebook Me: I'm worried, the doctor advised me to have my brain scanned.
Wife: Don't worry honey, I'm sure they won't find anything.
I'm not sure if she was consoling me or being sarcastic! -
Upload to Facebook When your wife says sorry to you, what she actually means is that you'll be sorry for it later! -
Upload to Facebook My wife & I have these cute codes that only we understand.
For example, during the dinner with friends, when my wife smiles and says, "Honey, what are you doing?", it's a warning for me to stop whatever the hell I'm doing as it is irritating her!
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