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Upload to Facebook Pro Tip for Men:
When your wife is mopping the floor, don't ask her why the lunch is late! -
Upload to Facebook My wife has answers to all my questions, I don't even have to ask! -
Upload to Facebook Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags! -
Upload to Facebook Long ago, I proposed to my wife by asking her to marry me and make me the happiest man in the world.
She said she cannot do both at the same time.
And I thought it was a joke! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: There are rumors that there'll be a lockdown again soon. It's better you stock up some alcohol.
Husband: Awww, so you really care about me.
Wife: No it's for me, I need alcohol to survive another lockdown with you! -
Upload to Facebook My wife just walked out of the store with many shopping bags without even noticing me standing here.
I think I need to write "75% off" on my T-shirt to get her attention! -
Upload to Facebook One of the greatest benefits of marriage is that you are told immediately about all the things you do wrong! -
Upload to Facebook My wife has made me learn so many wonderful things in life.
For example, you can easily spend 4 hours shopping for a dress that your wife wants to wear for her friend's wedding! -
Upload to Facebook A couple dies in a car crash. The husband becomes a Bhoot. The Wife becomes a Chudail. They both find each other again after some time.
Wife: Kitne Different Lag Rahe Ho Bhoot Ban Kar.
Husband: Pagli, Tu Bilkul Nahi Badli! -
Upload to Facebook When a woman replies with 'OK' as a message,
Read through the last 200 messages you've sent to her and find your mistake!
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