My wife & I have these cute codes that only we understand. For example, during the dinner with friends, when my wife smiles and says, "Honey, what are you doing?", it's a warning for me to stop whatever the hell I'm doing as it is irritating her! |
Pro Tip for Men: When your wife is mopping the floor, don't ask her why the lunch is late! |
My wife has answers to all my questions, I don't even have to ask! |
Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags! |
Long ago, I proposed to my wife by asking her to marry me and make me the happiest man in the world. She said she cannot do both at the same time. And I thought it was a joke! |
Wife: There are rumors that there'll be a lockdown again soon. It's better you stock up some alcohol. Husband: Awww, so you really care about me. Wife: No it's for me, I need alcohol to survive another lockdown with you! |
My wife just walked out of the store with many shopping bags without even noticing me standing here. I think I need to write "75% off" on my T-shirt to get her attention! |
One of the greatest benefits of marriage is that you are told immediately about all the things you do wrong! |
My wife has made me learn so many wonderful things in life. For example, you can easily spend 4 hours shopping for a dress that your wife wants to wear for her friend's wedding! |
A couple dies in a car crash. The husband becomes a Bhoot. The Wife becomes a Chudail. They both find each other again after some time. Wife: Kitne Different Lag Rahe Ho Bhoot Ban Kar. Husband: Pagli, Tu Bilkul Nahi Badli! |