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![When a woman replies with 'OK' as a message,<br/>
Read through the last 200 messages you've sent to her and find your mistake!]()
Upload to Facebook When a woman replies with 'OK' as a message,
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![When you're wrong and you surrender, you're an honest man.<br/>
When you're in doubt and you surrender, you're a wise man.<br/>
When you're right and you surrender, you're a married man!]()
Upload to Facebook When you're wrong and you surrender, you're an honest man.
When you're in doubt and you surrender, you're a wise man.
When you're right and you surrender, you're a married man! -
![Pro Tip:<br/>
When your wife says `Can I ask you something, honey?`, please note that she has done enough research & already knows the right answer. But she is waiting for you to lie so that she can rip you apart with facts & further questions.<br/>
Please handle the situation accordingly!]()
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
When your wife says `Can I ask you something, honey?`, please note that she has done enough research & already knows the right answer. But she is waiting for you to lie so that she can rip you apart with facts & further questions.
Please handle the situation accordingly! -
![Whenever you have to make a decision, listen to your heart, then your brain & finally do what your wife tells you to do!]()
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![I am at that stage in my marriage where I am immune to my wife's nagging.<br/>
I have developed heard immunity, having heard everything she has to say!]()
Upload to Facebook I am at that stage in my marriage where I am immune to my wife's nagging.
I have developed heard immunity, having heard everything she has to say! -
![Husband: Tumhein Itna Time Lagta Hai Tayaar Hone Mein? Main 2 Minute Mein Tayaar Ho Gaya Hun.<br/>
Wife: Maggi Aur Biryani Mein Farak Hota Hai!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband: Tumhein Itna Time Lagta Hai Tayaar Hone Mein? Main 2 Minute Mein Tayaar Ho Gaya Hun.
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![Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you!]()
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![Husband: When I die, I want to be buried.<br/>
Wife: No, you'll be cremated.<br/>
Husband: But burial is cheaper than cremation.<br/>
Wife: I've heard about a man who was buried long ago but he resurrected back after 3 days. So I don't want to take any chances!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband: When I die, I want to be buried.
Wife: No, you'll be cremated.
Husband: But burial is cheaper than cremation.
Wife: I've heard about a man who was buried long ago but he resurrected back after 3 days. So I don't want to take any chances! -
![My wife told me that she's gonna declutter the house by getting rid of anything that doesn't bring happiness in her life.<br/>
To be frank, I'm a bit worried!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife told me that she's gonna declutter the house by getting rid of anything that doesn't bring happiness in her life.
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![Husband: Studies show that there are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. And there's a 9% chance that you'll meet them in your lifetime. I can't wait to meet my look alike.<br/>
Wife: There's a 100% chance that he'll be disappointed looking at you!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband: Studies show that there are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. And there's a 9% chance that you'll meet them in your lifetime. I can't wait to meet my look alike.
Wife: There's a 100% chance that he'll be disappointed looking at you!
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