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  • When you're wrong and you surrender, you're an honest man.<br/> When you're in doubt and you surrender, you're a wise man.<br/> When you're right and you surrender, you're a married man!Upload to Facebook
    When you're wrong and you surrender, you're an honest man.
    When you're in doubt and you surrender, you're a wise man.
    When you're right and you surrender, you're a married man!
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  • Pro Tip:<br/> When your wife says `Can I ask you something, honey?`, please note that she has done enough research & already knows the right answer. But she is waiting for you to lie so that she can rip you apart with facts & further questions.<br/> Please handle the situation accordingly!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    When your wife says `Can I ask you something, honey?`, please note that she has done enough research & already knows the right answer. But she is waiting for you to lie so that she can rip you apart with facts & further questions.
    Please handle the situation accordingly!
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  • Whenever you have to make a decision, listen to your heart, then your brain & finally do what your wife tells you to do!Upload to Facebook
    Whenever you have to make a decision, listen to your heart, then your brain & finally do what your wife tells you to do!
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  • I am at that stage in my marriage where I am immune to my wife's nagging.<br/> I have developed heard immunity, having heard everything she has to say!Upload to Facebook
    I am at that stage in my marriage where I am immune to my wife's nagging.
    I have developed heard immunity, having heard everything she has to say!
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  • Husband: Tumhein Itna Time Lagta Hai Tayaar Hone Mein? Main 2 Minute Mein Tayaar Ho Gaya Hun.<br/> Wife: Maggi Aur Biryani Mein Farak Hota Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Tumhein Itna Time Lagta Hai Tayaar Hone Mein? Main 2 Minute Mein Tayaar Ho Gaya Hun.
    Wife: Maggi Aur Biryani Mein Farak Hota Hai!
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  • Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you! Upload to Facebook
    Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you!
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  • Husband: When I die, I want to be buried.<br/> Wife: No, you'll be cremated.<br/> Husband: But burial is cheaper than cremation.<br/> Wife: I've heard about a man who was buried long ago but he resurrected back after 3 days. So I don't want to take any chances!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: When I die, I want to be buried.
    Wife: No, you'll be cremated.
    Husband: But burial is cheaper than cremation.
    Wife: I've heard about a man who was buried long ago but he resurrected back after 3 days. So I don't want to take any chances!
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  • My wife told me that she's gonna declutter the house by getting rid of anything that doesn't bring happiness in her life.<br/> To be frank, I'm a bit worried!Upload to Facebook
    My wife told me that she's gonna declutter the house by getting rid of anything that doesn't bring happiness in her life.
    To be frank, I'm a bit worried!
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  • Husband: Studies show that there are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. And there's a 9% chance that you'll meet them in your lifetime. I can't wait to meet my look alike.<br/> Wife: There's a 100% chance that he'll be disappointed looking at you!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Studies show that there are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. And there's a 9% chance that you'll meet them in your lifetime. I can't wait to meet my look alike.
    Wife: There's a 100% chance that he'll be disappointed looking at you!
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  • My wife complained that of late, I've not been paying her enough attention. So I started asking her everyday if she has gained a little weight. That is angering her even more. Women are difficult to understand!Upload to Facebook
    My wife complained that of late, I've not been paying her enough attention. So I started asking her everyday if she has gained a little weight. That is angering her even more. Women are difficult to understand!
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