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Upload to Facebook Top three dreams of a man:
1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks he is.
2. To be as rich as his child believes he is.
3. To have as many women as his wife suspects he has! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: Watching Tom & Jerry.
Wife: Aren't you a little old to watch cartoons?
Husband: Aren't you a little old to shop at Forever 21?
Wife: What?
Husband: Sorry, Sorry... Woh Bas Galti Se Munh Se Nikal Gaya! -
Upload to Facebook Department of Health is looking to hire couples married for 7 years or more to educate people about social distancing! -
Upload to Facebook My wife's like a book full of exquisite poems. And I'm illiterate! -
Upload to Facebook The latest studies show that 50% of women are affected by PMS whereas it affects 100% of their husbands! -
Upload to Facebook The wife told me that I exaggerate all the time.
After she said that, I just stood there in shock for like 11 hours! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: How dare you? You saved my number as COVID-19.
Husband: Because you take my breath away! -
Upload to Facebook Wives are like cats. All they do is look cute and give you attention whenever they feel like! -
Upload to Facebook I'm sure whoever said that honesty is the best policy never encountered a situation...
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where his wife asked him if her friend looked beautiful! -
Upload to Facebook A philosopher husband said, "Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her husband 'Miss' for first-year & 'Stress' for the rest of the life!
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