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Upload to Facebook The position of a husband is just like a Split AC. No matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor! -
Upload to Facebook My wife just agreed with something I said. Now I don't know what to do. I'm not used to it! -
Upload to Facebook While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, "I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents, like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"?
No... because women don't tell lies! -
Upload to Facebook If a wife wants her husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If a husband wants his wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is fun:
My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting! -
Upload to Facebook Roadside sobriety tests are scary.
Last night, I was driving home with my wife and a cop stopped me and asked me if I were drunk. I said no. So he asked me when my wife's birthday is.
All three dates I said were wrong. I got fined by the police & my wife hasn't spoken to me since then! -
Upload to Facebook Some men climb Mt. Everest. Some men skydive. Some men wave surf.
And here I am thinking for the last five hours how to ask my wife if I can go out with my friends! -
Upload to Facebook My wife is like poetry.
And I don't understand poetry! -
Upload to Facebook My wife told me to ensure that I wear a dress that matches with hers at her cousin's wedding.
I did exactly what I was told to. But still, she's mad at me.
And to make things worse, I feel so uncomfortable in this saree! -
Upload to Facebook My wife has a throat infection and the doctor advised her not to talk for the next three days.
That doctor is my favorite person now!
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