A philosopher husband said, "Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her husband 'Miss' for first-year & 'Stress' for the rest of the life! |
The position of a husband is just like a Split AC. No matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor! |
My wife just agreed with something I said. Now I don't know what to do. I'm not used to it! |
While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, "I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life". Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents, like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"? No... because women don't tell lies! |
If a wife wants her husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable. If a husband wants his wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy! |
Marriage is fun: My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting! |
Roadside sobriety tests are scary. Last night, I was driving home with my wife and a cop stopped me and asked me if I were drunk. I said no. So he asked me when my wife's birthday is. All three dates I said were wrong. I got fined by the police & my wife hasn't spoken to me since then! |
Some men climb Mt. Everest. Some men skydive. Some men wave surf. And here I am thinking for the last five hours how to ask my wife if I can go out with my friends! |
My wife is like poetry. And I don't understand poetry! |
My wife told me to ensure that I wear a dress that matches with hers at her cousin's wedding. I did exactly what I was told to. But still, she's mad at me. And to make things worse, I feel so uncomfortable in this saree! |