Marriage SMS

  • A philosopher husband said, `Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her husband 'Miss' for first-year & 'Stress' for the rest of the life!Upload to Facebook
    A philosopher husband said, "Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her husband 'Miss' for first-year & 'Stress' for the rest of the life!
  • The position of a husband is just like a Split AC. No matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor!Upload to Facebook
    The position of a husband is just like a Split AC. No matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor!
  • My wife just agreed with something I said. Now I don't know what to do. I'm not used to it!Upload to Facebook
    My wife just agreed with something I said. Now I don't know what to do. I'm not used to it!
  • While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, `I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life`.<br/>
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents, like `I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life`?<br/>
No... because women don't tell lies!Upload to Facebook
    While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, "I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".
    Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents, like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"?
    No... because women don't tell lies!
  • If a wife wants her husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.<br/>
If a husband wants his wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy!Upload to Facebook
    If a wife wants her husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
    If a husband wants his wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy!
  • Marriage is fun:<br/>
My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is fun:
    My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting!
  • Roadside sobriety tests are scary.<br/>
Last night, I was driving home with my wife and a cop stopped me and asked me if I were drunk. I said no. So he asked me when my wife's birthday is.<br/>
All three dates I said were wrong. I got fined by the police & my wife hasn't spoken to me since then!Upload to Facebook
    Roadside sobriety tests are scary.
    Last night, I was driving home with my wife and a cop stopped me and asked me if I were drunk. I said no. So he asked me when my wife's birthday is.
    All three dates I said were wrong. I got fined by the police & my wife hasn't spoken to me since then!
  • Some men climb Mt. Everest. Some men skydive. Some men wave surf.<br/>
And here I am thinking for the last five hours how to ask my wife if I can go out with my friends!Upload to Facebook
    Some men climb Mt. Everest. Some men skydive. Some men wave surf.
    And here I am thinking for the last five hours how to ask my wife if I can go out with my friends!
  • My wife is like poetry.<br/>
And I don't understand poetry!Upload to Facebook
    My wife is like poetry.
    And I don't understand poetry!
  • My wife told me to ensure that I wear a dress that matches with hers at her cousin's wedding.<br/>
I did exactly what I was told to. But still, she's mad at me.<br/>
And to make things worse, I feel so uncomfortable in this saree!Upload to Facebook
    My wife told me to ensure that I wear a dress that matches with hers at her cousin's wedding.
    I did exactly what I was told to. But still, she's mad at me.
    And to make things worse, I feel so uncomfortable in this saree!
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