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![My wife has a throat infection and the doctor advised her not to talk for the next three days.<br/>
That doctor is my favorite person now!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife has a throat infection and the doctor advised her not to talk for the next three days.
That doctor is my favorite person now! -
![Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?<br/>
Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers!]()
Upload to Facebook Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?
Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers! -
![Our kids are with my parents' house. So tonight my wife and I might indulge in something that we haven't done for a while.<br/>
Sleep peacefully, that is!]()
Upload to Facebook Our kids are with my parents' house. So tonight my wife and I might indulge in something that we haven't done for a while.
Sleep peacefully, that is! -
![When I'm angry at my wife, I let her know my unhappiness by aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!]()
Upload to Facebook When I'm angry at my wife, I let her know my unhappiness by aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor! -
![Husband: Did you read the newspaper? As per the latest research, it has been found that 15% of women take medicines for mental illness.<br/>
Wife: What's so special about this news?<br/>
Husband: This is a dangerous news.<br/>
Wife: Why?<br/>
Husband: This means 85% of women are roaming around without taking medicines!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband: Did you read the newspaper? As per the latest research, it has been found that 15% of women take medicines for mental illness.
Wife: What's so special about this news?
Husband: This is a dangerous news.
Wife: Why?
Husband: This means 85% of women are roaming around without taking medicines! -
![Not everyone can understand what marriage is all about especially those who are married!]()
Upload to Facebook Not everyone can understand what marriage is all about especially those who are married! -
![Husband: I lost my job. With the current situation, it will be difficult to get another job. We may have to utilize our savings now. I'm really worried.<br/>
Wife: That's so sad. By the way, have you noticed my new hair colour?]()
Upload to Facebook Husband: I lost my job. With the current situation, it will be difficult to get another job. We may have to utilize our savings now. I'm really worried.
Wife: That's so sad. By the way, have you noticed my new hair colour? -
![I asked my wife if I have anything in me that she doesn't like.<br/>
She scheduled a PowerPoint presentation tonight at 8 PM!]()
Upload to Facebook I asked my wife if I have anything in me that she doesn't like.
She scheduled a PowerPoint presentation tonight at 8 PM! -
![I am damn sure that my wife has topped all her history examinations in school & college.<br/>
No wonder she's still an expert in bringing up the past while having an argument with me!]()
Upload to Facebook I am damn sure that my wife has topped all her history examinations in school & college.
No wonder she's still an expert in bringing up the past while having an argument with me! -
![A good marriage requires good understanding.<br/>
My wife tells me I'm wrong and I tell her she's right!]()
Upload to Facebook A good marriage requires good understanding.
My wife tells me I'm wrong and I tell her she's right!
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