Marriage SMS

  • In a good relationship, both husband and wife are willing to admit the husband's mistakes!Upload to Facebook
    In a good relationship, both husband and wife are willing to admit the husband's mistakes!
  • Mistakes my wife makes that results in all our fights:<br/>

1. Assuming that I'm listening to her.<br/>
2. Assuming that I'll understand what she's telling.<br/>
3. Assuming that I'll remember everything she said!Upload to Facebook
    Mistakes my wife makes that results in all our fights:
    1. Assuming that I'm listening to her.
    2. Assuming that I'll understand what she's telling.
    3. Assuming that I'll remember everything she said!
  • Wife: Had your lunch?<br/>
Husband: Had your lunch?<br/>
Wife: I am asking you.<br/>
Husband: I am asking you.<br/>
Wife: You copying me?<br/>
Husband: You copying me?<br/>
Wife: Let's go shopping.<br/>
Husband: Yes I had my lunch!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Had your lunch?
    Husband: Had your lunch?
    Wife: I am asking you.
    Husband: I am asking you.
    Wife: You copying me?
    Husband: You copying me?
    Wife: Let's go shopping.
    Husband: Yes I had my lunch!
  • I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... scaring men is easy!Upload to Facebook
    I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... scaring men is easy!
  • My wife has gone to her parents' and I'm missing her so much.<br/>
So I went to KFC and picked a fight with the woman at the drive-thru window!Upload to Facebook
    My wife has gone to her parents' and I'm missing her so much.
    So I went to KFC and picked a fight with the woman at the drive-thru window!
  • My doctor asked me how I could bear so much pain. I said I'm married for long enough!Upload to Facebook
    My doctor asked me how I could bear so much pain. I said I'm married for long enough!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
The best way to gain your wife's attention is by not giving her any attention!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    The best way to gain your wife's attention is by not giving her any attention!
  • My wife gifted me seven books on `How to be a better husband`. I'm sure she's trying to convey some message to me.<br/>
I think she wants me to develop a reading habit and that's why she has gifted these many books!Upload to Facebook
    My wife gifted me seven books on "How to be a better husband". I'm sure she's trying to convey some message to me.
    I think she wants me to develop a reading habit and that's why she has gifted these many books!
  • Reasons why my wife is upset with me:<br/>

1. I did something wrong (5%)<br/>
2. I have no idea (95%)Upload to Facebook
    Reasons why my wife is upset with me:
    1. I did something wrong (5%)
    2. I have no idea (95%)
  • I texted my wife `You complete our relationship` but autocorrect changed it to `You complicate our relationship`.<br/>
She has seen the message but not yet responded. Any advice guys?Upload to Facebook
    I texted my wife `You complete our relationship` but autocorrect changed it to `You complicate our relationship`.
    She has seen the message but not yet responded. Any advice guys?
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