In a good relationship, both husband and wife are willing to admit the husband's mistakes! |
Mistakes my wife makes that results in all our fights: 1. Assuming that I'm listening to her. 2. Assuming that I'll understand what she's telling. 3. Assuming that I'll remember everything she said! |
Wife: Had your lunch? Husband: Had your lunch? Wife: I am asking you. Husband: I am asking you. Wife: You copying me? Husband: You copying me? Wife: Let's go shopping. Husband: Yes I had my lunch! |
I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... scaring men is easy! |
My wife has gone to her parents' and I'm missing her so much. So I went to KFC and picked a fight with the woman at the drive-thru window! |
My doctor asked me how I could bear so much pain. I said I'm married for long enough! |
Pro Tip: The best way to gain your wife's attention is by not giving her any attention! |
My wife gifted me seven books on "How to be a better husband". I'm sure she's trying to convey some message to me. I think she wants me to develop a reading habit and that's why she has gifted these many books! |
Reasons why my wife is upset with me: 1. I did something wrong (5%) 2. I have no idea (95%) |
I texted my wife `You complete our relationship` but autocorrect changed it to `You complicate our relationship`. She has seen the message but not yet responded. Any advice guys? |