Marriage SMS

  • My wife complained that of late, I've not been paying her enough attention. So I started asking her everyday if she has gained a little weight. That is angering her even more.
Women are difficult to understand!Upload to Facebook
    My wife complained that of late, I've not been paying her enough attention. So I started asking her everyday if she has gained a little weight. That is angering her even more. Women are difficult to understand!
  • Top three dreams of a man:<br/><br/>

1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks he is.<br/>

2. To be as rich as his child believes he is.<br/>

3. To have as many women as his wife suspects he has!Upload to Facebook
    Top three dreams of a man:

    1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks he is.
    2. To be as rich as his child believes he is.
    3. To have as many women as his wife suspects he has!
  • Wife: What are you doing?<br/>
Husband: Watching Tom & Jerry.<br/>
Wife: Aren't you a little old to watch cartoons?<br/>
Husband: Aren't you a little old to shop at Forever 21?<br/>
Wife: What?<br/>
Husband: Sorry, Sorry... Woh Bas Galti Se Munh Se Nikal Gaya!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: What are you doing?
    Husband: Watching Tom & Jerry.
    Wife: Aren't you a little old to watch cartoons?
    Husband: Aren't you a little old to shop at Forever 21?
    Wife: What?
    Husband: Sorry, Sorry... Woh Bas Galti Se Munh Se Nikal Gaya!
  • Department of Health is looking to hire couples married for 7 years or more to educate people about social distancing!
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    Department of Health is looking to hire couples married for 7 years or more to educate people about social distancing!
  • My wife's like a book full of exquisite poems. And I'm illiterate!Upload to Facebook
    My wife's like a book full of exquisite poems. And I'm illiterate!
  • The latest studies show that 50% of women are affected by PMS whereas it affects 100% of their husbands!Upload to Facebook
    The latest studies show that 50% of women are affected by PMS whereas it affects 100% of their husbands!
  • The wife told me that I exaggerate all the time.<br/>
After she said that, I just stood there in shock for like 11 hours!Upload to Facebook
    The wife told me that I exaggerate all the time.
    After she said that, I just stood there in shock for like 11 hours!
  • Wife: How dare you? You saved my number as COVID-19.<br/>
Husband: Because you take my breath away!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: How dare you? You saved my number as COVID-19.
    Husband: Because you take my breath away!
  • Wives are like cats. All they do is look cute and give you attention whenever they feel like!Upload to Facebook
    Wives are like cats. All they do is look cute and give you attention whenever they feel like!
  • I'm sure whoever said that honesty is the best policy never encountered a situation...<br/>
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where his wife asked him if her friend looked beautiful!Upload to Facebook
    I'm sure whoever said that honesty is the best policy never encountered a situation...
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    where his wife asked him if her friend looked beautiful!
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