| Mankind will never see an end of trouble until... lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power... become lovers of wisdom. |
| Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. |
| Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. |
| Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. |
| A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. |
| The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. |
| Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that. |
| Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. |
| Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where they is no river. |
| Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. |