| A politician will do anything to keep his job even become a patriot. |
| Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. |
| The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. |
| Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. |
| Politics - I don't know why, but they seem to have a tendency to separate us, to keep us from one another, while nature is always and ever making efforts to bring us together. |
| One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. |
| Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. |
| Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes. |
| A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. |
| A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. |