| Assumptions are the termites of relationships. |
| There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. |
| It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can. |
| Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it. |
| I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. |
| The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers. |
| Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal. |
| It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. |
| Home is the place where boys and girls first learn how to limit their wishes, abide by rules, and consider the rights and needs of others. |
| Making the decision to have a child - it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body. |