Shopping Quotes

  • The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.
    ~ Mignon McLaughlin
  • I've been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
    ~ Erma Bombeck
  • A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
    ~ Franklin P. Jones
  • We used to build civilizations.Now we build shopping malls.
    ~ Bill Bryson
  • Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?
    ~ Rita Rudner
  • People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
    ~ Sinclair Lewis
  • A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
    ~ Joan Rivers
  • I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
    ~ Tammy Faye Bakker
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