Women SMS

  • A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!Upload to Facebook
    A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!
  • Generation Gap:
    The lady who remembers her first kiss... now has a daughter who
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    can't even remember her first boyfriend!
  • <b>Why Women are like computers:</b><br/>
1. No one really understands them.<br/>
2. All your mistakes are stored in their memory.<br/>
3. You find yourself spending all your money on accessories for them!Upload to Facebook
    Why Women are like computers:
    1. No one really understands them.
    2. All your mistakes are stored in their memory.
    3. You find yourself spending all your money on accessories for them!
  • A woman driving in front of me indicated a left turn and eventually took the left turn. How am I supposed to prepare for these mind games!

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    A woman driving in front of me indicated a left turn and eventually took the left turn. How am I supposed to prepare for these mind games!
  • A woman may love you from the bottom of her heart, but there's always room for some other guy at the top!Upload to Facebook
    A woman may love you from the bottom of her heart, but there's always room for some other guy at the top!
  • Woman has the most unique character like salt.<br />
Her presence is never acknowledged or celebrated ;<br />
But her absence makes all the things tasteless!Upload to Facebook
    Woman has the most unique character like salt.
    Her presence is never acknowledged or celebrated ;
    But her absence makes all the things tasteless!
  • All good guys go to Heaven;
    And all bad guys go to women!
  • There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows any one of them!
  • You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For instance, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry!Upload to Facebook
    You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For instance, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry!
  • Never try to understand Women. When women understand women, they hate each other!Upload to Facebook
    Never try to understand Women. When women understand women, they hate each other!
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