Women SMS

  • A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings!Upload to Facebook
    A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings!
  • In 1814, Women had no rights.<br />
In 1914, Women fought for rights.<br />
In 2014, Women are always right!Upload to Facebook
    In 1814, Women had no rights.
    In 1914, Women fought for rights.
    In 2014, Women are always right!
  • God made women without a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them!Upload to Facebook
    God made women without a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them!
  • Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world...<br/>

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to take it back from any Woman!Upload to Facebook
    Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world...
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    to take it back from any Woman!
  • What man wants - all he can get!<br />
What woman wants - all she can't get!Upload to Facebook
    What man wants - all he can get!
    What woman wants - all she can't get!
  • It is hard to be a woman.<br />
You must think like a man;<br />
Act like a lady;<br />
Look like a young girl;<br />
And work like a horse!Upload to Facebook
    It is hard to be a woman.
    You must think like a man;
    Act like a lady;
    Look like a young girl;
    And work like a horse!
  • Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who is free for the weekend!Upload to Facebook
    Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who is free for the weekend!
  • How to lose an argument with a woman?<br />
Argue!
Upload to Facebook
    How to lose an argument with a woman?
    Argue!
  • If you can't change your woman... then change the woman!
  • Women are like an Internet Virus.<br/>
They enter your life;<br/>
Scan your pockets;<br/>
Transfer all the money;<br />
Download their problems;<br/>
Edit your mind and thoughts;<br/>
Delete your smile and happiness;<br/>
And leave you hanging for ever!Upload to Facebook
    Women are like an Internet Virus.
    They enter your life;
    Scan your pockets;
    Transfer all the money;
    Download their problems;
    Edit your mind and thoughts;
    Delete your smile and happiness;
    And leave you hanging for ever!
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