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![The five stages in a woman's life:<br/>
To grow up.<br/>
To fill out.<br/>
To slim down.<br/>
To hold it in.<br/>
To hell with it!]()
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To grow up.
To fill out.
To slim down.
To hold it in.
To hell with it! -
![A quiet woman is a gun with a silencer!]()
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![Behind every successful man there is a woman... because women don't run behind unsuccessful men!]()
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![Every man needs a women when his life is in mess;<br/>
Because like the game of Chess - the queen protects the king!]()
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Because like the game of Chess - the queen protects the king! -
![I could give up SHOPPING... but why be a QUITTER!]()
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My experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill! -
Since ladies aren't supposed to snore, burp or fart... they have to bitch or they'll explode! -
![The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble putting make-up on two faces!]()
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![If a woman asks you a question, it's better to tell her the truth...because chances are she's asking you as she already knows the it!]()
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![Don't try to understand a girl completely.
If you do, you'll either go mad or you'll start loving her!]()
Upload to Facebook Don't try to understand a girl completely. If you do, you'll either go mad or you'll start loving her!
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