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Upload to Facebook Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink! -
Upload to Facebook One can learn a lot about a woman by ignoring her Messages! -
Upload to Facebook Typical Girl:
Last Name - Ever.
First Name - Don't talk to me! -
Upload to Facebook Behind every great woman, there's an even greater bum! -
Upload to Facebook Moments in the life of a HOUSEWIFE:
Most irritating moments - Morning alarms
Most difficult task - To decide menu for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Most dreadful journey - Way to the Kitchen
Most lovely time - Friends, Music and when kids are at school
Most tragic news - Maid is on holiday
Most wonderful news - When weighing machine says, workout is really working.
Most happy moment - Cash in hand for shopping! -
Upload to Facebook 3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I Love You:
No Cooking Today! -
Upload to Facebook Mobiles are like women:
Talk non-stop
Costs a fortune
Disturbs when you're busy
And when you need them urgently, they have no service! -
Upload to Facebook A woman saying "I am not mad at you" is like a dentist saying "You won't feel a thing"! -
Upload to Facebook It's better to arrive late... than to arrive ugly! -
Upload to Facebook A woman is always right.
She may sometimes be confused, misinformed, bitchy, stubborn, unchangeable and may be a little emotional now and then... but never wrong!
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