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Autocorrect still thinks I want to say 'duck' 12 times a day! -
When it comes to oral sex, being a woman sucks! -
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. -
![Politicians are like sperm, one in a million turns out to be human being.]()
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![Every dog has his day but the nights belong to pusses.]()
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![I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy, it overflows.]()
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![Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere... but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?]()
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Most of the guys have no trouble committing...
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Are golf balls as painful as athlete's foot?
