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I was born with a deformed penis. As soon as sex is mentioned, it rears its ugly head. -
![Sex is like a vacation. It never lasts long enough.]()
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Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom while getting a raise. -
I've got a 12-inch penis, but I don't use it as a rule. -
Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die! -
I hate it when women get so angry on their periods. It's just an ovary action. -
My figure used to be my fame. Now my fame has spread. -
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![Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.]()
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I had an erection when I woke up this morning... but I beat it single-handedly.
