Nobody's ugly after 2 AM! |
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. |
He who lights the fuse of love, gets big bang. |
Wife who puts her husband in a doghouse will soon find him in a cathouse. |
He who hesitates, finally masturbates! |
Girl who sits on a judge's lap gets an honourable discharge. |
Females are like roads - more the curves, more dangerous they are. |
Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down. |
Men that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers. |
Whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher. |