If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor! |
Man have more hair on chest than woman; but on whole, woman have more. |
If it wasn't intended to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a Taco. |
Money can buy happypenis! |
Chess players mate better! |
I used to be into necrophilia and beastiality... but then I realized I was just kicking a dead horse. |
Make love, not war. Hell do both, get married. |
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. |
Horny wives are like computers, they go down unexpectedly. |
Man who is jacking off with almond moisturiser is fucking nuts. |