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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. -
![Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.]()
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Man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber. -
Woman who absentmindedly answers the door in her nightie is Negligent. -
When people say "It's better than sex".
Obviously, they've never had sex with me. -
Nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid. -
![I don't need sex because the government fucks me everyday.]()
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![Isn't every child a 'Fucking' trophy?]()
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PMS: Penis Must Suffer! -
![I believe in safe sex. I've got a handrail around the bed.]()
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