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![I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.]()
Upload to Facebook I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible. -
The tan lines that girls get after sunbathing are almost like god came down and highlighted all the important parts. -
![The boner stands up for what it believes in.]()
Upload to Facebook The boner stands up for what it believes in. -
Anal sex: It's not for pussies. -
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits. -
Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass. -
A pregnant woman swallowing a load isn't like feeding potential siblings to the foetus. -
Marriage... Everything's hard, except your dick. -
Sex without love is like cookies without milk... Still pretty fucking awesome! -
Porn is so unrealistic. I delivered pizza for three years, not one girl sucked my dick.
