Sex: The poor man's polo. |
Making love is fine, but sometimes I just wanna get laid. |
Sometimes a girl can attract a man by her mind, but more often she can attract him by what she doesn't mind! |
Sometimes opportunity knocks at the door, other times knock on the door spoils an opportunity! |
I used to work at a bra factory, but it went bust. |
Together we can lick pornography. |
If there were a 'Bi-Sexual Pride' parade, would it go both ways? |
Men are like spray paint. One squeeze and they're all over you. |
Man who wants to catch the stuff in bra, should set a "boobie trap". |
Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. |