I was only looking at your nametag, honest! |
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then the things get worse! |
If someone is ignoring you, display cleavage! |
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. |
Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom! |
Woman who falls in love with an elevator operator, usually gets the shaft. |
Faith in Humanity is like virginity. Most people lose it as soon as they grow up! |
Flirting is a promise of sexual intercourse without a guarantee! |
Cooking is a lot like masturbation - you only do it when there's no woman around! |
Girlfriends cum and go... but masturbation is forever! |