Since sex got easier to get, love got harder to find! |
A baby is nine months interest on a small deposit! |
Has anyone else noticed that mirrors look really sexy? |
Divorce is the screwing you get for the screwing you got. |
Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats. |
Ladies love ERECTIONS because they're always straight and to the point! |
Beauty is only a light switch away! |
If you want to raise your University grades, lower your standards. |
Passionate kiss is like a spider's web. It soon leads to undoing of fly. |
Only men or married women know that it's not only the sun that rises in the morning! |