Sex is poor man's Polo! |
Niagara Falls and Viagra Rises. |
Men are like mini skirts - if you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. |
Man who farts in church sits in his own pew. |
Couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids. |
The best things in life aren't things! |
An Impotent Loser is one who can't even get his hopes up. |
Periods are punishment for not getting pregnant. |
It's not what you wear, it's how you take it off. |
Graffiti in Men's Toilet: What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands! |