It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married. |
It's O.K. to laugh during sex... but just don't point! |
If abortion is murder then a blowjob is cannibalism! |
If you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting? |
Dumb girls are those who use their brain to impress guys. |
Rugby is a game played by gentlemen with odd shaped balls. |
Sterility is not hereditary. |
I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in. |
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up? |
A flying saucer is the result of a nudist spilling his coffee. |