Good sex can correct poor posture or at least make it stand up straight. |
If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. |
I'm young at heart. Slightly older in other places. |
Does banging a fat chick count as lifting weights? |
Nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc. |
Streakers beware: Your end is in sight! |
The difference between Niagara and Viagra is that Niagara Falls! |
If there was a "Bi-Sexual Pride" parade, would it go both ways? |
Why do they call it a "One Night Stand" when you're horizontal most of the time? |
I love oral sex; it's the phone bill I hate. |