| NYC-The city that never sleeps... With the same person twice! |
| When luck works, nothing fucks; When luck fucks, nothing works! |
| If necessity is the mother of invention, then frustration is the father of masturbation! |
| Always marry a woman with small palms. It makes your dick look bigger ! |
| Slogan on a boy's T-shirt: Please tell your boobs not to stare at my eyes. |
| When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the *** of reason goes unwiped. |
| My wife and I finally became sexually compatible... We achieve simultaneous headaches. |
| Did God make you an asshole, or did you evolve? |
| A hooker once told me she had a headache. |
| Go on. Add some variety to your sex life... Use the other hand! |