| Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? |
| My wife and I finally became sexually compatible...We achieve simultaneous headaches. |
| Height of conceit : Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. |
| My wife says my sex drive has taken up walking. |
| Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time |
| Educatuon is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both money & hard work. |
| Fate is like getting raped, if u can't fight it learn to enjoy it. |
| Work is like a gangbang, ten people are behind ur ass 2 take ur place. |
| Go braless: it'll pull the wrinkles out of your face |
| Friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard. |