| You know it's always business doing pleasure with you |
| I'm definitely claustrophobic. I have a morbid fear of tight spaces. Thankfully, with my girlfriend, I'll never have a problem with that |
| Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops. |
| Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. |
| It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl |
| I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. |
| Guys are like roses, just watch out for the pricks. |
| I'm so horny, I get aroused when I squeeze into a tight parking place. |
| Text msgs are like a blow job from an amateur prostitute......short sweet and cheap! |
| My pregnant girlfriend reminds me of a burned cake. I wish I had removed it a minute earlier. |