| I think I've reached my sexpiration date. |
| Do a mouse a favour... Eat a Pussy! |
| When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys! |
| If you are being raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it! |
| Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it! |
| The secret to getting rid of unwanted pubic hair is to spit. |
| The difference between Niagara and Viagra is that Niagara falls. |
| Here is the definition of divorce.......She gets the ring and the man gets the finger! |
| I wonder how long it's gonna be before a feminist pilot refuses to enter the cockpit. |
| Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -Robbin Williams |