| See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." |
| Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children. |
| Okay, okay, I take it back! UnScrew you! |
| Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them. |
| A botany student has brought to our attention the fact that Penis is the only thing that has to be grown before it is planted! |
| Constipation is the thief of time |
| I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes. |
| Virgin Airline ad: "We are more experienced than our name suggests! |
| Whoever said talk is cheap hasn't seen phone sex bills. |
| Avoid rape - say yes! |