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Spare a thought for the man who told his wife he was going to China on that Malaysian flight no MH 370. And now fears to return from Thailand! -
Here's to the girl that I kissed last;
She didn't kiss slowly nor did she kiss fast.
But she kissed so long and she kissed so sweet;
She made things stand that had no feet! -
For a man, his friends are very precious like his balls... very close, always reachable, hanging around doing nothing; and without them he is not a man! -
Advice:
Before making any promise to a girl, wank twice... it may change your opinion! -
WARNING FOR MEN:
Women are using date rape drugs called "blow jobs" to lure men into scams called relationships! -
A condom and a coffin - both are designed for stiffs. The difference is one is for coming and the other for going! -
The only way to have safe sex is to abstain...
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'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You! -
Did you know that an elephant's leg is a sexual organ?
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If he steps on you, you're fucked!
