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Scientific Theory of Sex:
The angle of the dangle
Decreases with the sag of the bag;
Increases in proportion to the heat of the meat;
Is relative to the mass of the ass;
Enhances with the beauty of the cutie! -
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Plot on rent
Area: 2" x 4"
Good frontage
1 bore well with well-manicured garden
Excellent Drainage facility
And Milk booths at a handy distance! -
Mondays are like drunk sex... hard to stay up and seem to last forever! -
When we are young children, we love to watch cartoon movies and act like them;
And when we grow up, we like to watch porn movies and act like them! -
After sex, all men face similar problem as that of a murderer... what to do with
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the body lying next to them? -
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The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used! -
Teenager: God's punishment for enjoying sex!
