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![Men aren't lazy, they just don't get out of bed right away in the mornings because they have erections!]()
Upload to Facebook Men aren't lazy, they just don't get out of bed right away in the mornings because they have erections! -
Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with the in the bedroom! -
The main tension of parents nowadays:
What their sons download;
And what their daughters upload! -
Many female employees implement plans to achieve success.
Rest plan for 'Implants' to achieve the same success! -
Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a fucking idiot! -
There are 2 ways to win an argument with a man:
1. Cry
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![Luck and Fuck are directly proportional to each other.<br />
When luck favours, you can fuck the whole world;<br />
But when luck fails, the whole world begins to fuck you!]()
Upload to Facebook Luck and Fuck are directly proportional to each other.
When luck favours, you can fuck the whole world;
But when luck fails, the whole world begins to fuck you! -
Drawing is the second best thing in the world - which requires, your hand and imagination simultaneously! -
Women and tax forms have a lot in common... Men love to cheat on them! -
There was a fire at the Viagra factory last night. It went up in no time!
