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Women are like iPhones. One has to touch them all over before they respond.
Men are like Blackberries. Rub the ball and everything moves! -
What did the girl with big tits say? Actually, I can't remember! -
Those who have to perform sex, they buy condoms during the day only. It is foolish to show them condom ads during the evening on TV while one is having a good family time! -
![Men and women can absolutely just be friends. After they make out to get that curiosity out of their system!]()
Upload to Facebook Men and women can absolutely just be friends. After they make out to get that curiosity out of their system! -
![A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets;<br/>
You don't know where to puts your hands!]()
Upload to Facebook A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets;
You don't know where to puts your hands! -
![Women wake up yawning;<br/>
And men wake up with an erection.<br/>
What a coincidence!]()
Upload to Facebook Women wake up yawning;
And men wake up with an erection.
What a coincidence! -
Behind a perfect cleavage, there is a woman who spent 1 hour pulling, squeezing & adjusting.
Always respect her by staring at it! -
![I have three moods:<br /><br />
Fuck me,<br />
Fuck off and<br />
Fuck you!]()
Upload to Facebook I have three moods:
Fuck me,
Fuck off and
Fuck you! -
The sex life of my belt's buckle is as frustrating as mine. It also sees many holes everyday but goes in the same again and again! -
Guys are like bears.
If you lay very still, they'll paw at you a bit; and then give up and go look for food!
