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![Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop!]()
Upload to Facebook Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop! -
![Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE!]()
Upload to Facebook Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE! -
![You must be tired after everything we did in my dream last night!]()
Upload to Facebook You must be tired after everything we did in my dream last night! -
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Upload to Facebook What do you call a woman who loves small penises?
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![Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore;<br/>
Close Your Legs They're Not A Door!]()
Upload to Facebook Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore;
Close Your Legs They're Not A Door! -
Your best friend has three girlfriends.
Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me.
All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.
Three days ago Doe kisses him.
Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex.
Yesterday, who sucks his Dick? -
Come touch me gently, baby and make me yours;
I like your sweet smell, it makes me want you more.
Make love to me, stay in my arms and hug me tight;
I am your babe forever and not for just only one night! -
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Upload to Facebook Love happens when your spouse is out of town! -
I just want to put onions in your pants and cry myself to sleep! -
My name is XYZ... remember it by heart, you'll be screaming it later!
